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State of the Bean · Expansion · Epoch 0001

The Standard $BEANS

The preeminent meme coin of the Standard Reserve launchpad. Graduated in 94 seconds. Backed by nothing but conviction and a very long parade.

Buy $BEANS

Buy through our link and your trade scores +5% King of the Markets points.

An engraved procession of copper beans in boots marching up stone steps with spears and bean banners, led by a great flag reading BEANS, through a classical city of arches, fountains and bean statues, confetti falling.
Plate I. The procession of the Beans.

Statement of Condition

The Bean is running hot.

Reading the ledger…

Market cap

24h

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Holders

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wallets holding beans

24h volume

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trades today

Pool liquidity

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locked forever

Launchpad rank

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by market cap

Beans counted: 0 · tap the coin

Monetary Policy Statement No. 1

The Committee has voted unanimously to remain a bean.

Issued October 14, 2026 · For immediate release

  1. Graduated in 94 seconds.

    The Bean sold out its bonding curve a minute and a half after launch and moved to a Uniswap v4 pool. The Committee considers this an orderly pace.

  2. Liquidity is locked forever.

    The pool's liquidity belongs to the launch curve, which has no way to withdraw it. Nobody can pull it: not the creator, not the Reserve, not the Committee.

  3. No dev buy.

    The creator bought zero beans at launch. No head start, no back door.

  4. Ten percent to the banks.

    One hundred million beans were set aside for STANDARD charter holders and dropped to the banks of the Reserve.

  5. Priced in $BABA.

    The Bean is paired with $BABA, the Alibaba stock token on Robinhood Chain, so every trade scores for China in King of the Markets.

The Bean CommitteeAdopted unanimously

Beanomics

One billion beans. Not one more.

Total supply
1,000,000,000 $BEANS
Charter drop
10% · 100,000,000 to STANDARD charter holders
Creator buy
None
Pair
$BEANS / $BABA
Liquidity
Uniswap v4 pool · locked forever
Contract

Every trade pays a 1% fee, split three ways

  • 30% creator
  • 20% King of the Markets prize pool
  • 50% Standard Reserve protocol

Charged in $BABA on every buy and sell in the graduated pool, whichever Uniswap v4 router the trade comes through.

King of the Markets · Season 1

Why be a king when you can be a bean?

Standard Reserve's King of the Markets pits the United States, China and South Korea against each other, scored by trading volume. $BEANS is paired with $BABA, so every $1 of $BEANS traded scores 5 points for China.

So far $BEANS alone has scored — points, — of China's entire tally. At the closing bell, the prize pool pays out to every point, and the winning country splits a jackpot.

Trade for China, +5% points
Live tally Closing bell --D --H --M --S
  • USUnited States $SPCX—
  • CNChina $BABA $BEANS lives here—
  • KRSouth Korea $SKHY—

Portion of China's points scored by $BEANS

Acquisition procedure

How to acquire beans.

  1. Fund a wallet on Robinhood Chain

    Hold ETH or USDG on Robinhood Chain in any EVM wallet.

  2. Open $BEANS on Standard Reserve

    Use our link and your trades score 5% bonus points in King of the Markets.

    Open the Bean

  3. Swap for beans

    Pay with ETH, USDG or $BABA; any conversion happens in the same transaction. The Bean has graduated, so any Uniswap v4 router works too.

Dispatches

Cross the bridge.

Policy statements, new plates and bean dispatches, issued at @standard_beans.

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The copper bean rolls across a stone bridge toward a grand classical archway framing the X logo, ribbons streaming behind it.
Plate II. The Bean departs for X.